As you may or may not know, I recently went a little trip. I took this trip because I had a voucher, and I had to use it or lose it. Anyway, it is quite interesting the things you hear in airports. I mean, you don’t even have to try! People seem to talk about anything in an airport!
1) …so mom drops trou in the middle of the airport.
2) Besides, you dont want naked pictures of me floating around out there.
3) Hang on, let me put you on speaker phone. *wait for it* Uh, Janet, I’m not sure I know how to put this thing on speaker phone.
4)Walker, do you hear someone else??? Walker do you hear the control tower or something? Oh, you don’t, I hear something.
5) …it’s, I already knew that it’s like having sex.
6) I wish I spoke Russian. Then I would understand what those people are saying.
7)
Girl 1:Quit asking me questions.
Girl 2: I will when you quit answering them.
Girl 1: I’d quit answering them if you quit asking them.
Girl 2: Look, just hush, I don’t want to fight on the plane. Besides, I’m tired if answering your questions
(These girls appeared to be in their mid twenties)
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